May 2012
11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
when people say “this doesn’t fit on my blog but i’m reblogging it anyway because i have a heart”
you saint
thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners
When a teacher tells a joke →
wowfunniestposts:
Bored? click!
When your mom fucks up your plans & then wants to...
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
